montypythonsflyingsurplus: allyallyoxenfreak: dianekurger: fredweesley: what if your boobs came with zippers and instead of fat inside it you could store like money and shit and that’s how you get bigger boobs if i stored my money in my boobs i’d be flat-chested jesus christ i could end world poverty just get off my body
Mums friend: so you support her obsessing over books and tv shows?
Mum: at least shes not 15 and obsessed with sex like your daughter
silencewillfall: groovytimeladyinspace: iwantyousafe-mydoctor: pernillo: superlock-teen-diaries: allythespacecat: brunchwithsatan: tomithejellyfish: susannaholmes: when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode when moffat moffat fat fat? wait what just happened here
Misha and Jensen have both had their resumes...
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
heartshiddles: consultingbabes: things that will always be attractive forever button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows freckles dimples button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows 5 o’clock shadow bUTTON UP SHIRTS
stonecoldmillr: okayophelia: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. Lift up your lightsabers. We lift them up to the lord. Let us give thanks to the Force our guide. It is right to give the Force thanks and praise. I...
lumos5000: this-is-sams-lost-shoe: There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr: and
wayward-saints: vizier: I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
lovelylovelyruthie: Just imagine for a moment, that this post was incredibly deep & meaningful, because I really don’t have the time to share anything with you tonight apart from this: …really no idea where the rest of it went…
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
bombaycinemaclub: living-natural: im so ashamed of my generation like wow are you human no i’m dancer
thethroneofasgard: One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
stargleek: hidebehindthemusic: vhanstiel: Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up. No one understood why I laughed. I DON’T GET IT I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND I UNDERSTOOD THIS